But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

但是长话短说,我开始做单口相声不是因为我想做一个电视节目,或者成为一名演员,甚至想写喜剧小品。我喜欢单口喜剧是因为我喜欢单口喜剧。

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So, influenced by these advisors and this hope, I have at length allowed my friends to publish the work, as they had long besought me to do.

因此,在这些顾问和这种希望的影响下,我终于允许我的朋友们出版了这本书,就像他们一直恳求我做的那样。

All I ever thought was, 'I'm going to do this as long as I can, and if I can't get paid at it, I'll be a bum doing it.' And so, here I am.

我一直在想,‘我要尽可能长时间地做这件事,如果拿不到钱,我就当个乞丐。“所以,我来了。

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

如果剑很短,而笔又很锋利,那么笔就比剑更有力。

I'm short and to the point.

我短小精悍。