I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我今年早些时候把圣诞礼物包装好了,但是我用错了包装纸。看,我用的那张纸上面写着“生日快乐”。我不想浪费它,所以我就在上面写了“耶稣”。

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Everyone would like to play in their hometown, but right now I like Cincinnati, I like the way it's going. I'm happy.

每个人都想在自己的家乡打球,但现在我喜欢辛辛那提,我喜欢它的发展方式。我很高兴。

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

生活中最理智、最可靠、最慷慨的快乐之一,来自于对他人好运的快乐。