A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

如果丈夫给妻子买了一只电锅作为生日礼物，朋友永远不会为他辩护。

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

整个世界都是生日蛋糕，所以拿一块，但不要太多。

Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris.

几乎我所有的零号生日都在伦敦举行过盛大的音乐会，而且经常在巴黎举行。

Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me.

因为我生命的生日到了，我的爱来到了我身边。

Being seventy is not a sin.

七十岁不是罪过。

Birthdays? yes, in a general way; For the most if not for the best of men: You were born I suppose on a certain day: So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?

生日吗?是的，一般说来;我想，你是在某一天出生的，我也是，或者也许是在夜里出生的。然后呢?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

我的生日礼物是一台加湿器和一台除湿器……我把他们放在同一个房间里，让他们打起来。

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.

对于年轻人来说，每过一个生日，大多数事情的愤怒就会激增。

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

手工制作的礼物很吓人，因为它们表明你有太多的自由时间。

He not busy being born is busy dying.

他不忙着生，忙着死。

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

我喜欢给人们带来惊喜。当然，当一切都很有趣的时候。

I hate birthdays.

我讨厌生日。

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.

我喜欢摄影。我男朋友有一个很棒的照相机，这是我为他的生日买的。

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

我认为，在一个孩子出生的时候，如果一个母亲可以请求一个仙女教母给他最有用的礼物，那礼物应该是好奇心。

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

我今年早些时候把圣诞礼物包装好了，但是我用错了包装纸。看，我用的那张纸上面写着“生日快乐”。我不想浪费它，所以我就在上面写了“耶稣”。