If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

如果我要搬到楼上,我会选择电梯而不是自动扶梯。因为有一次我在坐电梯的时候绊倒了。我从楼梯上摔了一个半小时。

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I've often talked about that, and I've been asked that a couple of times and my feeling are that if you have a good show, a bad host will not even hurt the show.

我经常谈到这个问题,我也被问过几次,我的感觉是,如果你有一个好的节目,一个糟糕的主持人甚至不会伤害到这个节目。

I had panic attacks during rehearsal. There were times when I really thought I wasn't going to be able to do it.

我在排练时感到恐慌。有些时候我真的觉得自己做不到。