If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

如果我要搬到楼上,我会选择电梯而不是自动扶梯。因为有一次我在坐电梯的时候绊倒了。我从楼梯上摔了一个半小时。

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I have followed holiness, I have taught truth, and I have been most in the main things; not that I thought the things concerning our times little, but that I thought none could do anything to purpose in God's great and public matters, till they were right in their conditions.

我以圣洁为本,以真理为教训,在许多事上有忠心。我并不是不重视我们这个时代的事情,而是我认为,在上帝的大事和公共事务上,没有人能做任何事情来达到目的,除非他们的条件合适。

My mom and I have always been there for each other. We had some tough times, but she was always there for me.

我妈妈和我总是互相支持。我们有一些艰难的时候,但她总是在那里为我。