If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

如果我要搬到楼上,我会选择电梯而不是自动扶梯。因为有一次我在坐电梯的时候绊倒了。我从楼梯上摔了一个半小时。

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It's kind of weird, because I look at myself as just a normal person. My friends get rejected all the time, so why shouldn't I? I don't think I'm anything special.

这有点奇怪,因为我把自己看成一个正常人。我的朋友总是被拒绝,为什么我不能呢?我觉得我没什么特别的。

I like underdogs, I like anti-heroes - people that have a hard time overcoming things in life.

我喜欢弱者,我喜欢反英雄——那些在生活中克服困难的人。