If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

如果我要搬到楼上,我会选择电梯而不是自动扶梯。因为有一次我在坐电梯的时候绊倒了。我从楼梯上摔了一个半小时。

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The thing about getting older is the injuries. You just get injured more often. You take time off, you come back, you get injured again and you never get in shape.

随着年龄的增长,你会受到伤害。你只是更容易受伤。你休息了一段时间,然后又回来了,你又受伤了,再也没有恢复到原来的身材。

At my age, I realize that my most precious possession is time, and I've got too much unfinished work to do to spend even a minute talking about myself.

在我这个年龄,我意识到我最珍贵的财产是时间,我有太多未完成的工作要做,甚至花一分钟谈论自己。