I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

-- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

我有过氧化氢恐惧症。每次我靠近一个金发女人，我的一些东西就消失了。工作,男朋友……有一次，一件安哥拉毛线衫从我身上跳了下来。

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I’m sick of cautious lyricism of well-behaved lyricism of a civil servant lyricism complete with time card office hours set procedures and expressions of esteem for Mr Boss, Sir. I’m sick of the lyricism that has to stop in midstream to look up the precise meaning of a word.

我厌倦了谨小慎大的抒情，厌倦了彬彬有礼的抒情，厌倦了公务员的抒情，厌倦了上班时间的考勤卡、既定的程序和对老板先生的敬意。

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I would gladly do it but I am suffering from social phobia. I cannot manage being in a crowd of people.

我很乐意这么做，但我患有社交恐惧症。我无法挤在人群中。

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I'm very proud this show has been accepted for this length of time.

我很自豪这部剧能被接受这么长时间。

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My pleasures disappeared with my vices.

我的快乐随着我的恶习消失了。

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