I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

-- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

我有过氧化氢恐惧症。每次我靠近一个金发女人，我的一些东西就消失了。工作,男朋友……有一次，一件安哥拉毛线衫从我身上跳了下来。

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Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

没人想看起来像个傻瓜。十有八九，仅仅这个原因就能阻止人们相信自己。

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I would gladly do it but I am suffering from social phobia. I cannot manage being in a crowd of people.

我很乐意这么做，但我患有社交恐惧症。我无法挤在人群中。

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There will always be trouble so there will always be a time for heroes.

总会有麻烦，所以总会有英雄的时候。

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My pleasures disappeared with my vices.

我的快乐随着我的恶习消失了。

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