I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

  • -- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特

我过去经常在我的简历里编造一些东西,比如我曾经是一名专业滑冰运动员之类的。我发现它很鼓舞人心。为什么不让自己凉快一点呢?

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I collect action figures, mostly. I have a Batman room, with just Batman stuff, and I have a Disney collection.

我主要收集人偶。我有一个蝙蝠侠房间,里面只有蝙蝠侠的东西,我还有一个迪斯尼的收藏品。

What some people interpret as brooding melancholy is serenity. I don't feel required to grasp all the time.

有些人认为沉思的忧郁是宁静。我觉得没有必要一直掌握。

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

真空比自然界用一些东西来代替它要好得多。

We are citizens of the world. The tragedy of our times is that we do not know this.

我们是世界公民。我们这个时代的悲剧是我们不知道这一点。

We cannot start over, but we can begin now, and make a new ending.

我们不能从头开始,但我们可以从现在开始,创造一个新的结局。

You can make anything by writing.

你可以通过写作创造任何东西。