I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

  • -- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特

我过去经常在我的简历里编造一些东西,比如我曾经是一名专业滑冰运动员之类的。我发现它很鼓舞人心。为什么不让自己凉快一点呢?

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Getting close to books, and spending time by myself, I was obliged to think about things I would never have thought about if I was busy romping around with a brother and sister.

当我走近书本,独自一人消磨时间时,我不得不去想一些如果我正忙于和一个哥哥和一个姐姐嬉闹,我永远也不会去想的事情。

As far as I know, you only get one shot at this life. It only goes round once and time is precious. When I'm not working, you'd better spend that time with someone important.

据我所知,你今生只有一次机会。它只转一圈,时间是宝贵的。我不工作的时候,你最好把时间花在重要的人身上。

I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

我是禁果。一旦你去了一些特定的家庭,妈妈不想让你看到那个把舌头伸出来吐血之类的脏男人。

There's stuff that everybody does that they don't know they do.

有些事是每个人都在做却不知道自己在做的。

Faith it does not make things easy it makes them possible.

相信它不会使事情变得简单,它使它们成为可能。

The worst mistake is to not make any.

最糟糕的错误是什么也不做。