I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢在早上的吐司上写“我不敢相信这不是黄油”,因为有时候当我吃早餐的时候,我喜欢怀疑。早餐怎么样?难以置信。

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If you don't like the way something is, change it. Complaining and constant negativity aren't going to fix it.

如果你不喜欢某件事的方式,那就改变它。抱怨和持续的消极并不能解决问题。

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

如果你不能控制你的花生酱,你就不能指望控制你的生活。

He must have plenty of butter, who would stop everybody's mouth.

他一定有很多黄油,谁吃了都会不高兴的。

I talk about you like you put the stars in the sky.

我谈论你就像你把星星放在天空一样。