I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢在早上的吐司上写“我不敢相信这不是黄油”,因为有时候当我吃早餐的时候,我喜欢怀疑。早餐怎么样?难以置信。

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I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin!

我总是用我丈夫的可可脂。他有惊人的皮肤!

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

人不能只靠面包生活;他一定吃了花生酱。

I'm a nice guy, but I like to get into trouble.

我是个好人,但我喜欢惹麻烦。

I don't like things set in stone.

我不喜欢一成不变的东西。