I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢在早上的吐司上写“我不敢相信这不是黄油”,因为有时候当我吃早餐的时候,我喜欢怀疑。早餐怎么样?难以置信。

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I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. I tell it like I envision it. I tell it like I live it.

我实话实说。我说的就像我看到的一样。就像我想象的那样。我说得就像我亲身经历过一样。

I think I'd like to be able to heal people's pain, whether it is hunger, loneliness or whatever.

我想我希望能够治愈人们的痛苦,不管是饥饿、孤独还是其他什么。

I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin!

我总是用我丈夫的可可脂。他有惊人的皮肤!

It is not easy to know your butter in another man's cabbage.

要知道你在别人的卷心菜里放的黄油是不容易的。