I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢在早上的吐司上写“我不敢相信这不是黄油”,因为有时候当我吃早餐的时候,我喜欢怀疑。早餐怎么样?难以置信。

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Even that was all consumed after two days, and the patients had to try to choke down fresh fish, just boiled in water, without salt, pepper or butter; mutton, beef, and potatoes without the faintest seasoning.

就连这些都在两天后消耗殆尽,病人们不得不试着吞下新鲜的鱼,只是在水里煮,不加盐、胡椒或黄油;羊肉、牛肉和土豆,不加任何调味料。

I like to be a free spirit. Some don't like that, but that's the way I am.

我喜欢做一个自由的人。有些人不喜欢这样,但我就是这样。

He who has plenty of butter, may put some in his cabbage.

黄油多的人可以在卷心菜里放一些。

Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do.

喜剧。我想这是我真正想做的事情。