A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

很多人不喜欢保险杠贴纸。我不介意保险杠贴纸。对我来说,汽车保险杠贴纸是一条捷径。它就像一个小牌子,上面写着“嘿,我们永远不要出去玩。”

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I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.

我没有朋友,也不打算交朋友。人们会在你背后捅你一刀,虐待你,在你背后议论我,偷你的东西。他们不是你真正的朋友。他们来这里只是因为你是名人或者他们想从你这里得到什么。

Like I went out to a predominantly black club last night and nobody said anything and I was wishing somebody would so that someone would dance with me.

就像我昨晚去了一个黑人为主的俱乐部,没有人说话,我希望有人能和我一起跳舞。

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

世界上有两种人:一种人知道他们的高中年鉴在哪里,另一种人不知道。

I like to grow as an actor, and you can do that by playing parts that are unfamiliar to you and uncomfortable.

我喜欢成长为一名演员,你可以通过扮演你不熟悉和不舒服的角色来实现这一点。

And of His signs is the creation of the heavens and the earth and the variety of your tongues and hues.

创天地和你们各样的舌头、各样的颜色、都是凭他的神迹造成的。