A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

很多人不喜欢保险杠贴纸。我不介意保险杠贴纸。对我来说,汽车保险杠贴纸是一条捷径。它就像一个小牌子,上面写着“嘿,我们永远不要出去玩。”

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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

演出结束后,有人会走到我面前,让我在他们的手臂上签名,下次我再见到他们时,我的签名就会永久地刻在他们的手臂上。

It was just like a digital fixation with cards and math and science and then I started to look at images of great magicians from Houdini down the line.

这就像对卡片、数学和科学的数码痴迷,然后我开始看胡迪尼伟大魔术师的照片。

To live single is not such a fearful disaster. I believe it may be a sign of a step forward in culture, education and the quality of life.

单身并不是一场可怕的灾难。我相信这可能是文化、教育和生活质量向前迈进的一个标志。

When you see people suffering and dying and hungry, this job gives you the ability to do something about it.

当你看到人们受苦受难、奄奄一息、饥肠辘辘时,这份工作能让你有所作为。

Confidence is key. Sometimes, you need to look like you're confident even when you're not.

信心是关键。有时候,你需要看起来很自信,即使你并不自信。

Film lovers are sick people.

电影爱好者是病态的人。