I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I'm too absentminded.

  • -- Paula Poundstone 庞德斯通

我能做东西,但我不会做。比如三文鱼,我可以把它放在锅里。前几天我做了面条,但是面条很硬。我从来没有想过要检查它们;当我觉得它们准备好了的时候,我就不再做了。真的,我太心不在焉了。

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Beauty, unlike the rest of the gifts handed out at birth, does not require dedication, patience and hard work to pay off. But it's also the only gift that does not keep on giving.

美丽,不像其他与生俱来的天赋,不需要奉献、耐心和努力就能得到回报。但它也是唯一一种不会一直给予的天赋。

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

喜剧并不好笑。喜剧是艰苦的工作,需要时间,需要大量的排练。

You never get to pick how you get pinned and how people perceive you.

你永远无法选择你是如何被钉住的,以及人们如何看待你。

In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake.

在政治上……永不退缩,永不退缩……永远不要承认错误。