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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

  • -- Cathy Guisewite 凯西·朱塞威特

我的狗一直和我在一起。我和我的狗说话。她是我最好的朋友。我和她分享了我所有的秘密，但我不认为我真的试着和狗开玩笑。

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我还记得我第一次觉得自己和某人在同一个舞台上是和碧昂斯跳舞。在成千上万的观众面前，是舞者、乐队、碧昂斯和我。这是病了。我能和她这样的人一起环游世界，真是太棒了。

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We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.

我们称失去父亲的人为孤儿;一个失去妻子的鳏夫。但是，这个人知道失去朋友的巨大痛苦，我们用什么名字称呼他呢?在这里，每一种语言都是沉默的，在无能为力中保持着平静。

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As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

一听到烤肉的消息，我的家人、朋友、女服务员、出租车司机都会给我讲烤肉的笑话。我是大众的代言人。

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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

现在就是存钱的时候。当狗得到一根骨头时，它不会出去为一根更大的骨头付首付款。他埋葬了他所拥有的。

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The best men of the best epochs are simply those who make the fewest blunders and commit the fewest sins.

在最好的时代，最优秀的人只不过是那些犯最少的错误，犯最少的罪的人。

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Voting is a right best exercised by people who have taken time to learn about the issues.

投票是一项权利，只有那些花时间了解相关问题的人才能行使得最好。

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If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking.

如果你认为你会获得奥斯卡奖，你就会安排你的电影制作。

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All places are alike, and every earth is fit for burial.

凡地都是一样，凡地都适于埋葬。

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But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.

但我不认为我注定要成为一个大明星。

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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

和我一起变老!最好的还在后头。

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Do not disturb the sleeping dog.

不要打扰睡着的狗。

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X-rays will prove to be a hoax.

x光将被证明是一个骗局。

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