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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

  • -- Robert Orben 罗伯特·欧本

在史前时代，人类在危急时刻往往只有两种选择:战斗或逃跑。在现代，幽默为我们提供了第三种选择;战斗，逃跑，或者大笑。

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I don't remember a time when I wasn't acting. I have taken time off to figure out if it's what I really want to do, and it is. The only other job I'd want is to be a psychologist, as I spend most of my time analyzing people and emotions.

我不记得我什么时候不演戏了。我已经抽出时间去弄清楚这是否是我真正想做的，而且确实是。我唯一想做的另一份工作就是成为一名心理学家，因为我的大部分时间都花在分析人和情感上。

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The ultimate goal is to be more satisfied. I really don't believe you get wiser because you get older. It's a choice, perhaps not to take some things so seriously.

最终的目标是更满意。我真的不相信你会因为变老而变得更聪明。这是一种选择，也许不把某些事情看得那么严重。

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Playing hard to get is not the way to win me over. I'm definitely more for the girl who can smile and laugh all the time and just have a good time!

欲擒故纵不是赢得我的方法。我绝对更喜欢那个能一直微笑和大笑，而且玩得很开心的女孩!

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I have often been asked why I am so fond of playing male parts. As a matter of fact, it is not male parts, but male brains that I prefer.

我经常被问到为什么我如此喜欢扮演男性角色。事实上，我更喜欢的不是男性的身体部位，而是男性的大脑。

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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth.

成熟往往比青春更荒唐，而且往往对青春最不公平。

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During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

在普遍欺骗的时代，讲真话变成了一种革命性的行为。

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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.

懂得自嘲的人永远不会停止被逗乐。

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Everyone has the ability to hurt. It's the choice that matters.

每个人都有伤害别人的能力。重要的是选择。

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