In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

  • -- Robert Orben 罗伯特·欧本

在史前时代,人类在危急时刻往往只有两种选择:战斗或逃跑。在现代,幽默为我们提供了第三种选择;战斗,逃跑,或者大笑。

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Idle people are often bored and bored people, unless they sleep a lot, are cruel. It is not accident that boredom and cruelty are great preoccupations in our time.

懒惰的人往往是无聊的,无聊的人,除非他们睡得多,是残酷的。在我们这个时代,无聊和残酷是人们最关心的事情,这并非偶然。

But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall, and baffled, get up and begin again.

但是如果我在这里没有达到我的目的呢?只是为了使神经紧张,为了擦干眼泪,为了嘲笑跌倒,为了困惑,为了重新开始,站起来吧。

Information can bring you choices and choices bring power - educate yourself about your options and choices. Never remain in the dark of ignorance.

信息能给你带来选择,而选择能带来力量——让自己了解你的选择和选择。永远不要停留在无知的黑暗中。

What argufies pride and ambition? Soon or late death will take us in tow: Each bullet has got its commission, And when our time’s come we must go.

是什么证明了骄傲和野心?迟早有一天,死亡会把我们拖在身后:每一颗子弹都有它的使命,当我们的时代到来时,我们必须离开。

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

一个人可以从他的笑声中了解一个人,如果你在了解他之前就喜欢他的笑声,你可以自信地说他是一个好人。

There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.

有无数次,我和我的孩子们在到处爬来爬去。你只是让它工作。

Sometimes I miss coaching, but often things are not how they appear in football.

有时我想念教练,但在足球比赛中,事情往往不像看上去的那样。

Forced put is no choice.

强迫卖出是没有选择的。