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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

  • -- Robert Orben 罗伯特·欧本

在史前时代，人类在危急时刻往往只有两种选择:战斗或逃跑。在现代，幽默为我们提供了第三种选择;战斗，逃跑，或者大笑。

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In the first year, that saved me a lot of time. I probably would have had to hire a consultant for a month to sift through all that, or figure out how to do it myself with some sort of programming tool.

第一年，我节省了很多时间。我可能不得不雇一个顾问，花一个月的时间来筛选这些内容，或者自己用某种编程工具来解决这个问题。

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It is not to be forgotten that what we call rational grounds for our beliefs are often extremely irrational attempts to justify our instincts.

不可忘记的是，我们所谓的信仰的理性基础，往往是为我们的本能辩护的极度非理性的尝试。

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If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

如果你不能自嘲，那你怎么能嘲笑别人呢?我认为当你这样做的时候，人们会看到你人性的一面。

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What keeps us from abandoning ourselves entirely to one vice, often, is the fact that we have several.

阻止我们完全沉溺于一种恶习的原因，往往是我们有好几种恶习。

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The older I get the more I try not to waste my time on negative energy.

随着年龄的增长，我试着不把时间浪费在负能量上。

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Somebody told me once I wasn't Latin enough, and that made me laugh.

有一次有人说我的拉丁语不够好，我笑了。

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Politeness is the art of choosing among your thoughts.

礼貌是在你的思想中进行选择的艺术。

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Choose your love. Love your choice.

选择你的爱。爱你的选择。

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