All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

  • -- Laurence Sterne 劳伦斯·斯特恩

所有的女人,从最高到最低的爱情笑话;困难在于知道他们如何选择剪掉;谁也不知道这一点,但是,就像我们在战场上对待炮兵一样,我们要不断地尝试,举起或放下他们的马裤,直到我们击中目标。

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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

我一直在想,我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。