Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

游泳是一项令人困惑的运动,因为有时你游泳是为了乐趣,有时你游泳是为了不死。当我游泳的时候,有时我不确定是哪个。

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One can relish the varied idiocy of human action during a panic to the full, for, while it is a time of great tragedy, nothing is being lost but money.

人们可以尽情地品味人类在恐慌时期的各种愚蠢行为,因为尽管这是一个巨大的悲剧时刻,但除了钱,什么也没有失去。

It's fun when you're winning and performing well, but it's also hard because now you get older, you got responsibilities.

当你赢得比赛并表现出色时,这很有趣,但这也很困难,因为现在你长大了,你有了责任。

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

我完全收回了我年轻时不想午睡的那些时光。

You know, you try to be diverse, and try to have fun and round things out.

你知道,你试着变得多样化,试着玩得开心,把事情弄得圆满。