Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

游泳是一项令人困惑的运动,因为有时你游泳是为了乐趣,有时你游泳是为了不死。当我游泳的时候,有时我不确定是哪个。

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Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality.

回到高中时代,生活在一个不同的人格里是一件既有趣又危险的事情。

Any time I got in emotional turmoil, I felt sick all the time, like at any minute I would die.

每当我情绪不稳定的时候,我总是感到恶心,好像随时都会死去一样。

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

康复卡变得如此幽默,如果你没有生病,你就错过了一半的乐趣。

I ended up performing on a full time basis and I never got to Julliard at all.

我最终以全职演出结束,但我从未上过茱莉亚音乐学院。