I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

  • -- Michael Showalter 迈克尔·修华特

我不太喜欢黄色笑话。这有点低于我的身份。我不太喜欢开玩笑——当我这么说的时候,我确信我会这么做——完全以别人为代价。

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I think maybe ten years from now, I'm hopefully going to be, in like, Tahiti or something. Kicking back like in my huge mansion, if everything goes right, it's all up to me.

我想也许十年后,我可能会在塔希提岛之类的地方。就像在我的豪宅里休息一样,如果一切顺利,一切都取决于我。

I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.

我不是温文尔雅先生。我只是一个普通的男孩,到处闲逛,搞恶作剧,说笑话。听起来不太热。

There's a huge difference between who I am when I make music and who I am the rest of the time.

当我创作音乐的时候,我是谁,而在其余的时间里,我又是谁,这两者之间有着巨大的差异。

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

我的一生都在讲笑话。