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I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.

  • -- David Steinberg 石眼山

我曾经有一个理论，如果你有一个美好的童年，美满的婚姻，银行里有一点钱，你就会成为一个糟糕的喜剧演员。

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I am an intelligent river which has reflected successively all the banks before which it has flowed by meditating only on the images offered by those changing shores.

我是一条智慧的河流，它只对那些不断变化的海岸所提供的形象进行冥想，从而依次反映出它流经的所有河岸。

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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

有时候当我说话的时候，我的语言跟不上我的思想。我想知道为什么我们思考的速度比说话的速度快。也许这样我们可以三思而后行。

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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

当然，童年的本质就是玩耍，我和我的朋友们无休止地在街上玩耍，我们不情愿地与车流分享。

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You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank.

你不妨赞扬一个没有抢银行的人。

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