I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.

  • -- Dennis Miller 丹尼斯·米勒

看在上帝的份上,我是个喜剧演员。观众不应该相信我。你知道吗?他们很时髦,知道不应该相信我。我只是在演单口喜剧。