My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我妻子总是想摆脱我。有一天她叫我把垃圾拿出去。我对她说我已经这么做了。她叫我去看一看。

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My husband was an Air Force pilot man years ago and recently an Air Force wife thanked me for my service! I laughed and said, 'No, I wasn't in the Air Force, my husband was!' And she smiled and said, 'If he served, you served. And thank you.'

我的丈夫多年前是一名空军飞行员,最近一位空军妻子感谢我的服务!我笑着说,‘不,我不是在空军,我丈夫是!她笑着说,如果他服务了,你也服务了。谢谢你。”

I've always been a rocker. Like ever since I was really young. I had a crush on the Green Day guys. That's always been what I was like and been my interest.

我一直是个摇滚歌手。自从我很小的时候。我爱上了绿日乐队的人。那一直是我的样子,也是我的兴趣所在。

I like going to the gym every day because I'm in physiotherapy every day.

我喜欢每天去健身房,因为我每天都在做物理治疗。

A happy wife is a happy life.

幸福的妻子就是幸福的生活。