My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我妻子总是想摆脱我。有一天她叫我把垃圾拿出去。我对她说我已经这么做了。她叫我去看一看。

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Tonight I should like to thank all those who have shared my work and to acknowledge the debt that I owe to my wife whose encouragement to put research before all other things has been a great strength to me.

今晚,我要感谢所有与我分享工作的人,感谢我的妻子,她鼓励我把研究放在一切事情之前,这对我来说是巨大的力量。

Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.

劳动节不属于任何人,无论是活着的还是死去的,也不属于任何教派、种族或国家。

My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.

我妻子,如果她想要,她就会出去买。

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.

生活在于一个人整天在想什么。