My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我妻子总是想摆脱我。有一天她叫我把垃圾拿出去。我对她说我已经这么做了。她叫我去看一看。

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The events of the day's march are now becoming so dreary and dispiriting that one longs to forget them when we camp; it is an effort even to record them in a diary.

白天行军所发生的事情现在变得那么沉闷和令人沮丧,以致我们在宿营时恨不得把它们忘掉;把它们记在日记里也是一种努力。

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

我有个孩子,我告诉他关于鸟和蜜蜂的事,他告诉我关于屠夫和我妻子的事。

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.

因为没有什么比娶个好妻子更好的了,也没有什么比娶个坏妻子更要命的了。

I knew from day one, the truth would prevail, but I was so scared I didn't know what to do.

从第一天起,我就知道真相会占上风,但我太害怕了,不知道该怎么办。