What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

-- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我有个孩子，我告诉他关于鸟和蜜蜂的事，他告诉我关于屠夫和我妻子的事。

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I've worked hard my whole life, since I was a little kid. But now it's a point in my life now where I can just enjoy it, but at the same time I still need to work.

我从小就一直努力工作。但现在这是我生活中的一个转折点，我可以享受它，但同时我仍然需要工作。

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There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.

有两种婚姻——丈夫引用妻子的话和妻子引用丈夫的话。

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The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

游戏是我的妻子。它需要忠诚和责任，它给我带来满足感和平静。

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I wasn't the most popular kid in school.

我不是学校里最受欢迎的孩子。

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