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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我有个孩子，我告诉他关于鸟和蜜蜂的事，他告诉我关于屠夫和我妻子的事。

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Psychotherapy theory turns it all on you: you are the one who is wrong. If a kid is having trouble or is discouraged, the problem is not just inside the kid; it's also in the system, the society.

心理治疗理论把一切都归咎于你:你才是错的那个人。如果一个孩子遇到麻烦或感到沮丧，问题不只是在孩子的内心;它也存在于系统和社会中。

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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

我妻子总是想摆脱我。有一天她叫我把垃圾拿出去。我对她说我已经这么做了。她叫我去看一看。

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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

男人喜欢他的妻子聪明到欣赏他的聪明，而愚蠢到赞赏他的聪明。

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I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

我觉得你是大厅里脾气暴躁的孩子，而我是大厅里和蔼可亲的孩子。

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