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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我有个孩子，我告诉他关于鸟和蜜蜂的事，他告诉我关于屠夫和我妻子的事。

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When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.

当我还是个孩子的时候，我想带着我爸爸的跛足走路——我爸爸是我的英雄——但这激怒了他，他会让我在客厅里来回走，直到我不带着跛足走路。

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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

我想我妻子不太喜欢我，当我心脏病发作时，她给救护车写了封信。

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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

一条拉上拉链的裙子能让夫妻俩走到一起。

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When I was a little kid, I was very impressed with Elvis.

当我还是个孩子的时候，我对猫王印象深刻。

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