My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我妹妹想当演员。她没能成功,但她住在拖车里…所以她做了一半。她是个演员,只是从来没有被叫到片场。

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I was amazed and upset by the looks I got just walking around the studio... It illuminates the ugliness and the beauty that exists within each of us, and that's what this story represents to me.

我在演播室里走来走去的样子让我既惊讶又沮丧……它阐明了存在于我们每个人内心的丑陋和美,这就是这个故事对我的意义。

Actors will never be replaced. The thought that somehow a computer version of a character is going to be something people prefer to look at is a ludicrous idea.

演员永远不会被取代。认为计算机版本的角色会成为人们喜欢看的东西,这是一个可笑的想法。

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

喜剧俱乐部是一个你做材料的地方,你在尝试材料。

Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.

喜剧是一场脱下裤子倒立着的悲剧。