I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

  • -- Paul Gascoigne 保罗·加斯科因

我再也不搞恶作剧了。我在这里的更衣室里大笑,那里很安全,男人们不会去看报纸,告诉他们我做了什么。

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I hadn't done much rapping in a while. I really wasn't sure I was going to do that any more. For a couple years I thought I was done with that. It wasn't really required of me.

我已经有一段时间没怎么说唱了。我真的不确定我还能不能再那样做了。几年来,我一直认为我已经受够了。这并不是我真正需要的。

Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.

当你提到道德或人权等问题时,没有什么比这更让人捧腹大笑的了。

I really believe my greatest service is in the many unwise steps I prevent.

我真的相信,我最大的贡献在于我避免了许多不明智的步骤。

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

幽默是当你应该拥有时,却没有得到,却嘲笑它。

You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism.

你必须笑,你必须能够接受批评。

Judge of a jest when you have done laughing.

当你笑完后,要判断笑话的真伪。