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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

  • -- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

如果你是一个女人，而一个男人曾经对你说过任何浪漫的话，他只是省略了第二部分，如果你能听到的话，你会觉得恶心。

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