If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

  • -- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

如果你是一个女人,而一个男人曾经对你说过任何浪漫的话,他只是省略了第二部分,如果你能听到的话,你会觉得恶心。

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A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe; she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.

也许女士比绅士更聪明;她能缝一条好缝,她能生孩子,她能用直觉而不是大脑,但她不能在拥挤的火车上叠纸。

I think when I was two years old in the sandbox. I think I formulated my basic philosophy there, and I haven't really had to alter it very much ever since.

我记得我两岁的时候在沙箱里。我想我已经在那里阐述了我的基本哲学,从那以后我就没怎么改变过它。

A little girl without a doll is almost as unfortunate and quite as impossible as a woman without children.

一个没有娃娃的小女孩几乎和一个没有孩子的女人一样不幸,一样不可能。

Middle age snuffs out more talent than ever wars or sudden deaths do.

中年扼杀的人才比战争或突然死亡扼杀的还要多。