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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

  • -- Al Yankovic 扬科维奇

演出结束后，有人会走到我面前，让我在他们的手臂上签名，下次我再见到他们时，我的签名就会永久地刻在他们的手臂上。

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The most perfect ape cannot draw an ape; only man can do that; but, likewise, only man regards the ability to do this as a sign of superiority.

最完美的猿猴也不会画猿猴;只有人类才能做到这一点;但是，同样地，只有男人认为有能力这样做是优越的表现。

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

你知道，你不可能一直取悦所有的人……昨晚，所有的人都来看了我的演出。

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Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough.

再也不会!我看不出有什么结婚的理由——从来没有。我受够了。三次就够了。

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Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up.

记住，肩膀上的木屑肯定是木头在上面的迹象。

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And in your arms where i thought was the best, you threw me down.

在你的臂弯里，在我认为是最好的地方，你把我扔了下去。

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Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.

把你断了的胳膊藏在袖子里。

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