Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

  • -- Al Yankovic 扬科维奇

演出结束后,有人会走到我面前,让我在他们的手臂上签名,下次我再见到他们时,我的签名就会永久地刻在他们的手臂上。

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To live single is not such a fearful disaster. I believe it may be a sign of a step forward in culture, education and the quality of life.

单身并不是一场可怕的灾难。我相信这可能是文化、教育和生活质量向前迈进的一个标志。

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness.

担心是浪费时间。它没有任何东西。它扰乱你的思维,偷走你的快乐。

It's a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.

当你表现出适度的感激时,这是平庸的表现。

I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head.

我喜欢长腿、长胳膊和小脑袋的女孩。

Don’t waste your time on people; let them waste on you.

不要把你的时间浪费在别人身上;让它们浪费在你身上。

Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.

把你断了的胳膊藏在袖子里。