I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

-- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

我想我和我妻子生孩子的真正原因和拿破仑入侵俄国的原因是一样的:当时这似乎是个好主意。

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If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War.

如果我们想避免侮辱，我们必须能够击退它;如果我们希望确保和平，这是我们日益繁荣的最有力工具之一，我们必须知道，我们随时准备着战争。

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God often visits us, but most of the time we are not at home.

上帝经常访问我们，但大多数时间我们不在家。

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Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are.

想象有规律，但我们只能猜测它们是什么。

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I guess I'm the last of the Cockneys.

我想我是最后一个伦敦人了。

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I don't like having my space invaded.

我不喜欢我的空间被侵占。

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