I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

  • -- Paula Poundstone 庞德斯通

我的幽默感很傻。我这辈子笑得最开心的莫过于看到一个人的鞋底粘着卫生纸。

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Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But never forget them. And sometimes, it's those memories that give us the faith to go on.

有时候,不管我们有多少信仰,我们都会失去一些人。但永远不要忘记他们。有时候,正是这些记忆给了我们继续前行的信心。

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

老年本身就有足够的畸形。这决不应该给他们增添罪恶的丑恶。