We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.

在我的家庭中，我们都有一种被我们称为“漩涡底”的东西——一种黏糊糊的、比正常情况下更大的尾部特征。这一直是一个家庭笑话我们所有的生活-甚至我可爱的弟弟有一个。我知道所有好歌曲的歌词。