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I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

  • -- Amy Schumer 艾米·舒默

我对自己的皮肤感到很舒服。当有人拿我的体重开玩笑时，我会很生气。这不是真的。我在我应该在的地方。

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There comes a day when you've become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I can to keep this ass together for as long as I possibly can - without going against nature.

总有一天你会对自己的皮肤感到舒适。但上帝作证，我将尽我所能让这头驴尽可能长时间地呆在一起——而不是违背自然规律。

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I have this very strange sensitive skin. If I put anything on it but this one product, it erupts into a rash.

我的皮肤很奇怪，很敏感。如果我不涂这一种产品，就会出疹子。

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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

你知道，我的第一张专辑，有些笑话我已经写了十二年了，因为我不能把它们扔掉。

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Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

为了得到王子而亲吻青蛙是对一只完美青蛙的浪费。

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