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I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

  • -- Amy Schumer 艾米·舒默

我对自己的皮肤感到很舒服。当有人拿我的体重开玩笑时，我会很生气。这不是真的。我在我应该在的地方。

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I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

我一直着迷于你能告诉朋友但不能告诉观众的笑话之间的区别。你必须小心翼翼，因为你不知道谁在观众席上。很多人很容易被冒犯。

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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

我的狗一直和我在一起。我和我的狗说话。她是我最好的朋友。我和她分享了我所有的秘密，但我不认为我真的试着和狗开玩笑。

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The only difference between me and those other great Yankees is my skin color.

我和其他伟大的洋基队唯一的不同就是我的肤色。

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A thorn pierces young skin more quickly than old.

刺穿年轻皮肤的速度比刺穿年老皮肤的速度快。

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