I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢水果篮,因为它能让你在不显得疯狂的情况下给别人寄去一片水果。比如,如果有人寄给你一个苹果,你会说,‘啊?这是什么鬼东西?但如果放在水果篮子里,你会说,“这很好!”

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If you're going to saute something, lightly spray olive oil in the pan or on veggies before you serve them. It adds a nice flavor. We grill a lot, so I'll use a little on my corn or my shrimp.

如果你要炒什么东西,在上菜之前在锅里或蔬菜上轻轻喷上橄榄油。它增加了美味。我们经常烧烤,所以我会在玉米和虾上放一点。

The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to fight wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them.

文明的力量不是由它的战争能力来衡量的,而是由它防止战争的能力来衡量的。

Our chances of survival were entirely dependent on our ability and willingness to dominate others.

我们生存的机会完全取决于我们控制他人的能力和意愿。

And sometimes i feel like strangers know me better than my best friends.

有时我觉得陌生人比我最好的朋友更了解我。

It's not nice to make fun of people with issues.

取笑有问题的人是不好的。

I felt like things could never get any worse.

我觉得事情再也不会更糟了。