I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢水果篮,因为它能让你在不显得疯狂的情况下给别人寄去一片水果。比如,如果有人寄给你一个苹果,你会说,‘啊?这是什么鬼东西?但如果放在水果篮子里,你会说,“这很好!”

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The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

这句话的意思是:“要是你说比莉长得多么漂亮,她今天看起来多么漂亮以外的任何话,她准会把你的头给拧下来。

There are evils that have the ability to survive identification and go on for ever... money, for instance, or war.

有些邪恶有能力在认同中存活,并永远存在……比如钱,或者战争。

Emotions enthrall, but change, and as such have the ability to disrupt and destroy.

情绪令人着迷,但变化,并因此具有破坏和破坏的能力。

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

这个世界上的每个人都是有联系的。所以为什么不对每个人都好一点呢?

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

我不喜欢自己穿白裤子的样子。

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

就像鱼儿不需要自行车,女人也不需要男人