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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

有些人认为拥有丰满的胸部会让女人变得愚蠢。事实上，恰恰相反:女人的胸部越大，男人就越笨。

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With a woman of sophistication, class and modesty and refinement, I become a totally tongue-tied buffoon. I can't even look her straight in the face.

有了一个世故、有品位、谦虚和文雅的女人，我成了一个哑口无言的小丑。我甚至不能直视她的脸。

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I try to make myself walk around a bit, but I probably think about it more than I actually do it. Years ago, I did think about joining a gym.

我试着让自己走一走，但我想的可能比实际做的要多。几年前，我确实想过加入健身房。

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I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too.

我知道我有一个软弱女子的身体，但我有一个国王的心和胃，也有一个英格兰国王的心和胃。

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The thing that got me over the hump was accepting that I had to do whatever I could to stay in the game.

让我克服困难的是我必须接受我必须做任何我能做的来留在比赛中。

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The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

喜剧是对对立面的感知;幽默是它的感觉。

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