Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

有些人认为拥有丰满的胸部会让女人变得愚蠢。事实上,恰恰相反:女人的胸部越大,男人就越笨。

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The wisest rule in investment is: when others are selling, buy. When others are buying, sell. Usually, of course, we do the opposite. When everyone else is buying, we assume they know something we don't, so we buy. Then people start selling, panic sets in, and we sell too.

投资中最明智的规则是:当别人抛售时,买进。当别人买进时,卖出。当然,通常我们会做相反的事情。当其他人都在买东西时,我们假设他们知道一些我们不知道的东西,所以我们买了。然后人们开始抛售,恐慌袭来,我们也开始抛售。

Practically every man feels that there is in woman...an element of unreason which, when you come upon it, summarily puts an end to purely intellectual intercourse.

几乎每个男人都觉得女人有魅力。这是一种非理性的因素,当你遇到这种因素时,就会立刻终止纯粹的智力交流。

I don't think there's any artist of any value who doesn't doubt what they're doing.

我不认为任何有价值的艺术家不怀疑他们在做什么。

I grew up with a lot of boys. I probably have a lot of testosterone for a woman.

我和很多男孩一起长大。我可能有很多睾丸激素。

Other people notice the same things but they don't think to put it to music.

其他人也注意到了同样的事情,但他们并没有想过要把它运用到音乐中去。

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

喜剧是对对立面的感知;幽默是它的感觉。