Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

有些人认为拥有丰满的胸部会让女人变得愚蠢。事实上,恰恰相反:女人的胸部越大,男人就越笨。

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I'm always told that what I say is controversial. Why is it controversial? Because I speak from a tradition that has now fallen out of favor with the dominant media in this country. And so when I say things like marriage should be between one man and one woman, I'm called a bigot.

我总是被告知我说的话是有争议的。为什么会有争议?因为我所讲的传统已经不受这个国家主流媒体的欢迎。所以当我说婚姻应该是一男一女之间的事时,我被称为偏执狂。

It is our experience that political leaders do not always mean the opposite of what they say.

根据我们的经验,政治领导人并不总是言出必行。

I didn't always know what I wanted to do, but I knew the kind of woman I wanted to be.

我并不总是知道自己想做什么,但我知道自己想成为什么样的女人。

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.

与其去教堂想着运动,不如去滑雪想着上帝。

I read books because I love them, not because I think I should read them.

我读书是因为我爱它们,而不是因为我认为我应该读它们。