A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
喜剧演员
Comedian
I don't think I was a good comedian.
我不认为我是个好喜剧演员。
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
我当喜剧演员不是为了这么辛苦。
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
我只是觉得自己是个喜剧演员，真的。
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
当你是喜剧演员的时候，搞笑是件好事。
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
孩子们很棒，但我喜欢我的烧烤。
I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.
我一直在做喜剧，但我不是喜剧演员。
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
如果我必须为我的国家下蛋，我一定会下蛋。
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
我们是我们自己创造性进化的推动者。
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
重婚是唯一一种两种仪式都是错误的犯罪。
You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
你不需要是一个稳定的单口喜剧演员。
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
如果我不是喜剧演员，我可能会成为一名教师。
In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!
在一个完全清醒的世界里，疯狂是唯一的自由!
KEEP EXPLORING
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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
我不认识宇航员。有很多人说他们想成为喜剧演员。
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
成为喜剧演员的压力就是要搞笑，但我已经放弃了，所以没有任何压力。
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
幽默感对你有好处。你听说过一只笑着的土狼有过心脏灼烧的经历吗?
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn't been any radio that did that. And so they weren't trained - they had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
是的，但是你需要一个经验丰富的电台老手，一个自由主义的拥护者。当时没有任何一台收音机能做到这一点。所以他们没有受过训练——他们养成了所有这些客观、平衡的坏习惯，诸如此类。
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.
嗯，很多政治活动都是与人交流的，很明显喜剧与此有关。我做过制片人，也领导过别人。而且，作为一个喜剧演员，你也有压力。
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
我经常从做一个局外人中得到乐趣。它让我变得有创造力。