A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
喜剧演员
Comedian
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
我不是政治喜剧演员。那不是我的工作。
I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.
我是个演员，我不是喜剧演员，我从来都不是喜剧演员。
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
我是唯一一个有资格驾驶超级油轮的喜剧演员。
One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.
一个人总是在最歇斯底里的时候写喜剧。
Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
音乐是一种强大的能量来源。这是一种大家都知道的语言。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.
每当我和喜剧演员一起演出时，我就会反击。
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
穿拖鞋比铺地毯更容易。
Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.
我认为喜剧本身是有价值的。
It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
认识到什么能让你快乐，这是一个很好的开始。
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
不是每只闭着的眼睛都在睡觉，也不是每只睁开的眼睛都在看东西。
It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
它是全能的力量，是大自然的光辉，然后是你。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
我对演播室制度的消失感到遗憾。我很感激，因为我没有天赋。
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
一切都是变化的。人们把喜剧演员当儿戏，把政客当儿戏。
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
即使你的孩子总是和你说的完全相反，你也要一如既往地爱他们。
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
我当喜剧演员不是为了这么辛苦。
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
我总是在正确的时间和地点。当然，我是自己开车去的。