A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future.
在踏入未来之前，一定要先沉浸于过去。
People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.
人们朝你扔石头，你把石头变成里程碑。
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
失败的关系可以被描述为太多的化妆浪费。
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes.
缺铁会导致衣橱里满是皱巴巴的衣服。
I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.
我不敢相信她活了这么久。上帝一定在躲避她。
If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way.
如果生活的颜色变成灰色，就反过来调色板。
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
没有什么比女人的幽默感更能破坏浪漫了。
When everyone is out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking.
当每个人都想要抓住你的时候，偏执只是一种好的想法。
I don't hate people, i just feel better when they aren't around.
我不恨别人，我只是在他们不在的时候感觉更好。
Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat
认为金钱买不到幸福的人从来没有养过猫
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
我更喜欢死去的作家，因为你不会在聚会上碰到他们。
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
我的人生目标是以我的名字命名的精神疾病。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
They are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.
她们跟别的姑娘一样，又傻又无知;可是丽萃比她姐姐们还伶俐。
Food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.
当你一想到自己就要死了就马上吃下食物时，它的美味程度至少要高出三百万。
Through the door came a being of intense vivacity, impeccable sartorial integrity, and intermittent intelligibility.
从门里进来的是一个充满活力的存在，无可挑剔的服装完整性，断断续续的可理解性。
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.
一个健康的身体是最好的时尚宣言。
Just the other day in the underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.
就在前几天，在地铁里，我很高兴地给三位女士让座。
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit.
载入史册是一种死路一条的追求。