A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
经济学作为经济学家就业的一种形式是非常有用的。
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
钱能说话，我不否认，我曾听到过一次:它说，‘再见’。
Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price.
有时候，骄傲地失败总比付出代价而成功要好。
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
生活中最大的讽刺是，几乎没有人能活着离开它。
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
机会可能只敲一次门，但诱惑却靠在门铃上。
Mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination.
神秘不是建立在无知之上的，神秘是建立在想象之上的。
Yeah, you're a regular Mozart...well, except for the whole music thing.
是啊，你是个普通的莫扎特……好吧，除了音乐。
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
这个笑话通常以最奇怪的方式讲的是事实，而不是事实。
The whole room said, Admire without touching anything and then get out.
整个房间的人都说:“欣赏，不要碰任何东西，然后出去。”
I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.
我很久以前就知道向你哥哥呕吐是不礼貌的。
As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.
只要我们对敌人说谎，对我来说就足够诚实了。
A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, Help.
他脑子里闪过无数可能的亲昵话语。但他说，救命。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I am a writer, I'm supposed to be intense and emotional.
我是一个作家，我应该是热情和感性的。
It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.
那是活动列表的事情。喜欢有价格的菜单，只是我不是餐厅;我这顿饭。
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
玫瑰是红色的紫罗兰是蓝色的，上帝让我变得美丽，你怎么了?
I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men.
我正在进行离婚排毒减肥。我只吃年轻人。
Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.
直到我害怕失去它，我才喜欢读书。人不爱呼吸。
I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle me as he whispers. "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me any time you like it.
我俯下身去，把我的好耳朵贴在他的唇边，当他低声细语时，我感到痒痒的。“记住，我们疯狂地相爱，所以你喜欢什么时候吻我都可以。