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I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men.

  • -- Erla-Mari Diedericks 埃拉·玛丽·迪德里克斯

我正在进行离婚排毒减肥。我只吃年轻人。

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I don't know if you've ever been covered head to toe in prickle bush, but let me tell you, it's not a pleasant experience, as I'm sure you can imagine.

我不知道你是否曾经从头到脚被带刺的灌木覆盖过，但是让我告诉你，这不是一个愉快的经历，我相信你可以想象。

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It ought to be an offense to be excruciating and unfunny in circumstances where your audience is almost morally obliged to enthuse.

在你的观众几乎在道德上必须热情高涨的情况下，表现得痛苦而无趣应该是一种冒犯。

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