A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.
在生活中，比在其他任何事情上，活着都不容易。
Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.
苹果汁是我的饮料，因为我喜欢它的味道，它让我变得愚蠢。
Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour?
为什么人们不能相信他和我们所有人都有幽默感?
I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I'll never get a chance to live!
我不害怕死亡。我恐怕永远没有机会活下去了!
Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.
永远不要相信一个总是咧嘴笑的物种。这是有原因的。
I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.
我喜欢面包，我也喜欢黄油——但我最喜欢加黄油的面包。
Being single isn't a terminal disease.Try telling that to my mother.
单身不是绝症。试着告诉我妈妈。
Having one eye makes you see the world in unusual ways, Shockwave...
一只眼睛让你以不寻常的方式看世界，冲击波……
Philosophy is not suited for the masses, what they need is holiness.
哲学不适合大众，他们需要的是圣洁。
You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.
你知道当风车坠入大海时会发生什么吗?飞溅。
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
我喜欢最后期限。我喜欢它们经过时发出的嗖嗖声。
But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.
但这本书的目的不是恐怖，而是恐怖的失败。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Cuba may be the only place in the world where you can be yourself and more than yourself at the same time.
古巴可能是世界上唯一一个你可以同时做你自己和超越你自己的地方。
I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men.
我正在进行离婚排毒减肥。我只吃年轻人。
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
我反对设置警戒线，但我不知道如何表达。
Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.
直到我害怕失去它，我才喜欢读书。人不爱呼吸。
God heard the embattled nations sing and shout.
神听见严阵以待的列国欢呼歌唱。
love, stupidity and imagination have no limits.
爱、愚蠢和想象力是没有极限的。