A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going.
让你的大脑思考是有好处的，只要你知道它要去哪里。
The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.
大脑是一个危险的东西。如果你没有，那就更不用说了。
Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.
天堂。这是我们发明的最大的时间浪费，在锯木机之外。
Dying's a fearful popular activity these days so we often double 'em up.
如今，死亡是一种可怕的流行活动，所以我们经常把死亡人数翻倍。
My patience has dreadful chilblains from standing so long on a monument.
站在纪念碑上那么久，我的耐心都冻伤了。
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
公众非常宽容。它宽恕一切，除了天才。
If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?
如果你在睡觉前数羊，你会做梦吗?
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
玫瑰是红色的紫罗兰是蓝色的，上帝让我变得美丽，你怎么了?
I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.
我答应在你死之前给你钱——但你必须答应不死。
I think, for me, humour needs to be used like a strong spice - sparingly.
我认为，对我来说，幽默需要像一种强烈的香料一样谨慎使用。
A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there's no water.
政客是那种即使没有水也会承诺建一座桥的人。
The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen.
伟人永远受小人的支配。还有，小疯女人。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
不要把生活看得太严肃。你永远无法活着离开这里。
Don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you.
别跟我说我应该只跟影响力高的人说话，否则我就揍你。
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。
Just the other day in the underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.
就在前几天，在地铁里，我很高兴地给三位女士让座。
I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle me as he whispers. "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me any time you like it.
我俯下身去，把我的好耳朵贴在他的唇边，当他低声细语时，我感到痒痒的。“记住，我们疯狂地相爱，所以你喜欢什么时候吻我都可以。
People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.
人们很快就会厌倦不无聊的事情，但不会厌倦无聊的事情。