A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
You may look normal like everyone else, but you're not. Not on the inside.
你可能看起来和其他人一样正常，但你不是。不是在里面。
Don't think that people hate you, strongly dislike is a better word for it.
不要认为人们讨厌你，强烈的不喜欢是一个更好的词。
If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.
如果金钱是人们崇拜的上帝，我宁愿去崇拜魔鬼。
I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.
我一直想成为一个少年犯，但我的父母不让我。
I don't want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man.
我不想成为天才——我有足够的问题只是想成为一个男人。
It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.
这意味着适者生存，而不是最花的生存。
It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundredth with a beauty.
宁可和丑女人在一起，也不要和美女在一起。
Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed
莱克斯一时忘记了风是怎么回事，便朝他啐了一口。这个失败
The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.
作家可能犯的最大错误就是认为每个人都有想象力。
I had done either too much coke or too little, a constant problem in my life.
我要么喝太多可乐，要么喝得太少，这是我生活中经常遇到的问题。
She’d never known a man whose initial move was to undress the woman he wanted.
她从未见过这样一个男人，他的第一个举动就是给他想要的女人脱衣服。
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
愿一个人活得好，活得长久，把许多快乐的寡妇抛在身后。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.
笔真的比剑更有力。除非你拿着笔，而另一个人拿着剑。
I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.
我答应在你死之前给你钱——但你必须答应不死。
Having one eye makes you see the world in unusual ways, Shockwave...
一只眼睛让你以不寻常的方式看世界，冲击波……
I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.
我认为犬儒主义经常把自己伪装成幽默。
life is like wheel it goes around and comes around.
生活就像轮子，它不停地转啊转。
People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.
人们很快就会厌倦不无聊的事情，但不会厌倦无聊的事情。