A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth.
如果你是其他人，你的坚果将采取一个很长的假期，目的地将是你的嘴。
To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop.
善于雄辩是一门伟大的艺术，但同样伟大的艺术是知道什么时候该停下来。
He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.
他从来都不害羞，但是在女孩子面前他总是有点不确定。他只是不敢相信他们喜欢他。
Through the door came a being of intense vivacity, impeccable sartorial integrity, and intermittent intelligibility.
从门里进来的是一个充满活力的存在，无可挑剔的服装完整性，断断续续的可理解性。
Write - because you will explode if you don't, your brain will expand with words like a balloon filling with air....
写作——因为如果你不这样做，你的大脑就会因为单词而膨胀，就像一个充满空气的气球……
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
这就是市中心学校过于拥挤的问题，在耶稣诞生的故事中没有足够的角色适合每个人。
None of us like to think we are silly. But all must acknowledge that they are capable of silliness, from time to time.
我们都不喜欢认为自己愚蠢。但所有人都必须承认，他们有时也会犯傻。
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
天才总是留有余地的，一旦铁锤从他的手中被撬开，鲜血被清理干净。
These things sneak up on him for no reason, these flashes of irrational happiness. It's probably a vitamin deficiency.
这些东西无缘无故地向他袭来，这些非理性的快乐的闪光。可能是维生素缺乏。
The only thing worse than fighting a giant scorpion was fighting a giant scorpion who was trying to protect her young.
唯一比和一只大蝎子战斗更糟糕的事情是和一只试图保护她的孩子的大蝎子战斗。
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
我个人喜欢与众不同。我喜欢做我自己，有我自己的风格，我自己的观点，我自己的牙刷。
When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.
说到情感，女人知道如何用全套的油画画，而男人则忙着用蜡笔涂鸦。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Achieve everything and fail at the rest.
完成每件事，然后在剩下的事情上失败。
Don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you.
别跟我说我应该只跟影响力高的人说话，否则我就揍你。
Having one eye makes you see the world in unusual ways, Shockwave...
一只眼睛让你以不寻常的方式看世界，冲击波……
Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.
顺便说一句，我只有一个蛀牙，尽管牙医要求我这么做，我就是不能用牙线。
There are a lot of fun vacation spots in the universe; the bug-pits of Aylorta Five are not one of them.
宇宙中有很多有趣的度假胜地;艾洛塔五镇的臭虫坑不在其中。
Advertising - a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
广告——奉承和威胁的明智结合。