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None of us like to think we are silly. But all must acknowledge that they are capable of silliness, from time to time.

  • -- Jude Morgan 裘德摩根

我们都不喜欢认为自己愚蠢。但所有人都必须承认，他们有时也会犯傻。

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I do sometimes strongly hope that in a past life, my most recent life before this, I was absolutely horrible, evil, hideous. Because otherwise - well, hell, to even things up next time around, I'm going to have to pay for this one, am I not?

我有时强烈希望，在我的前世，在我最近的前世，我绝对是可怕的，邪恶的，可怕的。因为，否则——好吧，见鬼，为了下次扯平，我得为这个买单，不是吗?

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So many people feel that once you reach a certain age then it's time for you to retire from a sport you love. I don't think that's true at all. I think age should not dictate that.

很多人认为，一旦你到了一定的年龄，你就应该从你热爱的运动中退休了。我不认为那是真的。我认为年龄不应该决定这一点。

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Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

天堂。这是我们发明的最大的时间浪费，在锯木机之外。

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I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

我没有发现曲线;我只是发现了它们。

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