A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, still screaming, Whoo what a ride!
生命不应该是带着保存完好的意图走向坟墓的旅程，而应该是侧身而行，一手拿着巧克力，一手拿着葡萄酒，仍然尖叫着:“啊，多么美妙的旅程啊!”
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
无论我走到哪里，都会有人问我，我是否认为大学扼杀了作家。我的观点是，他们没有扼杀足够多的。有许多畅销书本可以被一个好老师阻止。
Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well.
他不会让我笑。我想我很有幽默感，但我看不出他有什么幽默感。我星期六早上在收音机上听了他的节目，那也是一堆废话。
With an unseen inner-smile, the beetle carried on its journey, rolling manure. It had decided that stones were not to its liking. It was happy in its life and its life, quite literally, was a lump of shit.
带着看不见的内在微笑，甲虫继续它的旅程，滚着肥料。它已经决定不喜欢石头了。它的生活很幸福，而它的生活，毫不夸张地说，就是一坨屎。
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love
如果你想在一年中的某一天向所有人表达你对“你爱的人”的真正关心，我认为这是非常愚蠢的。我讨厌这种商业主义。一切都是人为的，与真爱无关
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.
自信是那么多吸引人的特质的根源，幽默感，时尚感，不管别人怎么想或怎么说，你都愿意做你自己。
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you
我们被教导说，在生活中，我们应该尽量往好的方面看。但这次不是这样。在这种情况下，首先假设拒绝。假设你是规则，而不是例外。这是解放。但我们也知道这不是一个简单的概念。-他不只是喜欢你
I don't know the rules of grammar... If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language, the language they use every day, the language in which they think. We try to write in the vernacular.
我不懂语法规则……如果你试图说服人们做某事，或者买东西，在我看来，你应该使用他们的语言，他们每天使用的语言，他们思考的语言。我们尽量用方言写作。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
就像鱼儿不需要自行车，女人也不需要男人
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
戒烟是世界上最容易的事情。我知道，因为我已经做过几千次了。
Don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you.
别跟我说我应该只跟影响力高的人说话，否则我就揍你。
life is like wheel it goes around and comes around.
生活就像轮子，它不停地转啊转。
I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men.
我正在进行离婚排毒减肥。我只吃年轻人。
If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.
如果你想在犯罪领域取得成功，你需要诚实的名声。