A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love.
不要再以爱的名义在网上改变自己了。
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
如果你太开放;你的大脑会掉出来。
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
政治笑话的问题在于他们是被选举出来的。
Eternal nothingness is okay if you are dressed for it.
永远的虚无是可以的，如果你为它而打扮。
Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.
书要么写得好，要么写得不好。这是所有。
There’s always time for arguing when you’re a Fuentes.
当你是富恩特斯的时候，总是有时间争论的。
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
听着，世界上没有比巧克力更玄学的东西了。
When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine.
当前方道路似乎无法通行时，发动引擎。
A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.
已婚男人就是一个不能说不的单身男人。
I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.
我不打扰你们两个。道德可能会传染。
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
我反对设置警戒线，但我不知道如何表达。
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!
我的猫每天都在激励我。他们激励我养狗!
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
如果不是因为物理和执法，我将势不可挡。
I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle me as he whispers. "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me any time you like it.
我俯下身去，把我的好耳朵贴在他的唇边，当他低声细语时，我感到痒痒的。“记住，我们疯狂地相爱，所以你喜欢什么时候吻我都可以。
I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.
我认为犬儒主义经常把自己伪装成幽默。
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
只有平庸才能被相信永远处于最佳状态。
love, stupidity and imagination have no limits.
爱、愚蠢和想象力是没有极限的。