A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!
我不明白我的屁股和魔法有什么关系!
It's only human nature for dogs to chase motorbikes.
狗追逐摩托车是人类的天性。
The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies!
世界上没有那么多疯狂的忍者香水女士!
Recklessness is almost a man's revenge on his woman.
鲁莽几乎是男人对女人的报复。
She was heavier than he expected - women always are.
她比他想象的要重——女人总是这样。
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
幽默是平静中记忆的情感混乱。
A cynic is just a pessimist trying to be optimistic.
愤世嫉俗者只是试图变得乐观的悲观主义者。
If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!
如果你说实话，你不需要好的记忆力!
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.
如果我继续这样逃避现实，我的脑袋会爆炸的。
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
时间是阻止一切同时发生的东西。
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people.
梦游是懒人最好的驱魔方法。
How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?
你如何向中世纪的森林吟游诗人解释塑料?
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk.
现在我知道这似乎与你的本能背道而驰，但我要请你安静地坐着，否则我就把你放进后备箱。
The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen.
伟人永远受小人的支配。还有，小疯女人。
Achieve everything and fail at the rest.
完成每件事，然后在剩下的事情上失败。
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
公众非常宽容。它宽恕一切，除了天才。
Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.
男人在证明自己是女人之前都是混蛋。
I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.
我知道偷一只脚很奇怪。但是，你好，住在一个脚可以被偷的房子里是很奇怪的。