A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
律师
Lawyers
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
律师是无能者的第一避难所。
God wanted to chastise mankind, so he sent lawyers.
上帝想惩罚人类，所以他派了律师。
Lawyers advocate more so than state their own positions.
律师们提倡这样做，而不是陈述他们自己的立场。
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
没有书的律师就像没有工具的工人。
The really clever people now want to be lawyers or journalists.
真正聪明的人现在想成为律师或记者。
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
在棕榈泉，他们认为无家可归是由糟糕的离婚律师造成的。
The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
律师的真理不是真理，而是一贯性或一贯性的权宜之计。
The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
唯一真正的律师是出庭辩护律师，出庭辩护律师向陪审团审理案件。
If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.
如果你一定要犯法，那就为夺取权力而犯法:在所有其他情况下都要守法。
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
律师为了打赢官司会不择手段，有时甚至会讲真话。
That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other.
这就是我们律师的事情——如果可能的话，我们将会彼此消耗。
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true.
相信我们听到的关于律师的一切是不公平的，有些可能不是真的。
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How is it that, in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence, there are still some who would deny the dangers of climate change? Not surprisingly, the loudest voices are not scientific, and it is remarkable how many economists, lawyers, journalists and politicians set themselves up as experts on the science.
为什么，面对压倒性的科学证据，仍然有一些人会否认气候变化的危险?毫不奇怪，最响亮的声音并不科学，而且值得注意的是，有多少经济学家、律师、记者和政治家自称是科学专家。
A lawyer's dream of Heaven: Every man reclaimed his own property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
律师对天堂的梦想:每个人都在复活时收回自己的财产，并试图从他所有的祖先那里收回。
Lawyers are very, very good at keeping you out of prison, but they will sacrifice your reputation and credibility to do so.
律师非常非常擅长让你免于牢狱之苦，但他们会牺牲你的名誉和信誉。
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
律师就像犀牛:厚脸皮，目光短浅，随时准备起诉。
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
律师永远不会对友好的离婚感到完全满意，就像一个好的殡仪业者不想做完他的工作，然后让病人坐在桌子上一样。
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
我多么爱露西的出生?我们决定不再让离婚律师从我们的错误中获利，而是让他们从中获利。