God wanted to chastise mankind, so he sent lawyers.

上帝想惩罚人类,所以他派了律师。

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The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.

问题是所有的律师是否都是一样的。这就像问是否所有进入下水道的东西都是垃圾。

If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.

如果你一定要犯法,那就为夺取权力而犯法:在所有其他情况下都要守法。