God wanted to chastise mankind, so he sent lawyers.

上帝想惩罚人类,所以他派了律师。

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The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.

问题是所有的律师是否都是一样的。这就像问是否所有进入下水道的东西都是垃圾。

Lawyers are very, very good at keeping you out of prison, but they will sacrifice your reputation and credibility to do so.

律师非常非常擅长让你免于牢狱之苦,但他们会牺牲你的名誉和信誉。