A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Serves you right, you horrid brat For what you did to that poor cat.
活该，你这个可恶的小鬼，你对那只可怜的猫所做的一切。
You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.
你知道，霍布斯，有时候甚至连我的飞船内裤都不管用。
I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.
我敢打赌，他的脸是他最糟糕的地方。
Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.
让我的同学笑，惹上麻烦。我是班上的小丑。
‘Just about as much right,’ said the Duchess, ‘as pigs have to fly.’
“就像猪会飞一样，”公爵夫人说。
Life can make you do many things, even kiss a man with a runny nose.
生活可以让你做很多事情，甚至亲吻一个流鼻涕的男人。
My brother always teases me about my forehead: 'I could eat off it!'
我哥哥总是取笑我的额头:“我可以把它吃掉!”
Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.
你介意我坐一会儿吗?因为你的口气很难闻。
The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday---but never jam to-day.
规则是，明天有果酱，昨天有果酱——但今天决不果酱。
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
我喜欢有趣的人，而出于某种原因，他们往往是书呆子。
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
我有很多约会，但我决定呆在家里染眉毛。
If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales.
如果你让小鱼说话，它们会像鲸鱼一样。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。