A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
我指控他偷了我最好的材料，他是个很有趣的人。
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
培养你的曲线——它们可能是危险的，但不会被避免。
The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.
大脑是一个危险的东西。如果你没有，那就更不用说了。
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
人如酒，有变酸的，但好酒越陈越香。
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
我们都是用死亡来换取生命，所以在这两者之间的一切都应该是免费的。
If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.
如果你想让你们的关系有更大的发展，搬到城市去吧。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
This hiatus coming up I'm looking at a comedy because I need the balance.
接下来我要看喜剧，因为我需要平衡。
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
永远不要说俏皮话。也许会有更有趣的事情发生。
I have an advanced degree in procrastination and another one in paranoia.
我有一个拖延症的高级学位，还有一个偏执狂的学位。
Old age deprives the intelligent man only of qualities useless to wisdom.
年老只使聪明的人丧失对智慧无用的品质。
Yes, Data is hairless but I am not. And we are both anatomically correct.
是的，数据是无毛的，但我不是。我们俩在解剖学上都是正确的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。