A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Age is honourable and youth is noble.
年龄是尊贵的，青春是高贵的。
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
我的大部分想法都很有趣。
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
你的脸不值得晒伤。
The surest sign of age is loneliness.
年龄最可靠的标志是孤独。
In real life, comedians aren't funny.
在现实生活中，喜剧演员并不有趣。
I'd like to do a film which is funny.
我想拍一部有趣的电影。
Creativity is intelligence having fun.
创造力是拥有乐趣的智慧。
It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore.
成为一个快乐的眼中钉是一种乐趣。
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
我们的喜剧不值得一笑。
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
随着年龄的增长，我更喜欢编织。
Old wine and friends improve with age.
陈酒味醇，老友情深。
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
永远不要疯狂地上床睡觉。熬夜战斗。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。