A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.
我有时给自己很好的建议。有时，我甚至听它。
My singing is my hobby. It's me and my brother. We just enjoy writing music.
我的爱好是唱歌。是我和我弟弟。我们只是喜欢写音乐。
The little dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure how to reply to a text.
当你不确定如何回复一条短信时，你的拇指会跳舞。
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
我爱孩子，尤其是当他们哭的时候，因为有人会把他们带走。
The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.
绿湾包装工队从未输过一场足球赛。他们只是没时间了。
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
我曾经和一些瘦得像秃鹫一样的女人一起锻炼。
Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.
天才没有青春，只有从成熟的年龄和老的经验开始。
If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.
如果一个时代相信得太多，另一个时代相信得太少是很自然的。
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
生活是愉快的。死亡是平静的。这是一个很麻烦的过渡。
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
生活中总有这样的事情发生，只要你能听懂其中的笑话。
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
我听过书中所有关于派的笑话。我还在等原版呢。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。