Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

看到别人被搞砸从来都不是一件有趣的事!有很多方法可以做到这一点。

Self-control is not a problem in the future. It's only a problem now when the chocolate is next to us.

自我控制不是未来的问题。现在问题只在于巧克力就在我们身边。

Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable.

卖东西只是为了偷回来再卖不仅是不诚实的，而且是非常有利可图的。

She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.

她问我要不要和她一起用勺子舀，我告诉她我不想把事情弄糟。

She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.

她说直到你真正从床上站起来你才会醒来。

She shall scant show well that now shows best.

现在表现得最好的人，将来也不会表现得很好。

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

给我看一个不感到内疚的女人，我就给你看一个男人。

Silicon weighs a woman down and makes her obedient, with none of the fluctuation of obesity.

硅让女性感到很重，让她很听话，没有肥胖带来的波动。

Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them.

因为它是根据我的父母改编的，所以它在情感上比我的一些超现实主义戏剧更贴近我。然后我喜欢喜剧和悲伤的平衡。它应该像喜剧一样有趣，但你应该关心角色，为他们感到悲伤。

Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.

用眼睛看，用心灵思考的人很少。

So I figured in keeping with the record, I'd do something off the wall which is show up for free and wing it... I don't know, I'm just going to play some songs. I think it'll be fun.

所以我想为了保持记录，我要做一些不寻常的事情，那就是免费出现，然后即兴发挥……我不知道，我要放几首歌。我想会很有趣的。

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.

至少到目前为止，我还没有找到一种方法来讲述我的故事而不让它们既悲伤又有趣。

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

所以，我是世界第八大奇迹。这是奉承，非常，非常有趣。

Softly along the road of evening, In a twilight dim with rose, Wrinkled with age, and drenched with dew, Old Nod, the shepherd, goes.

牧羊人老诺德走在黄昏的路上，在朦胧的玫瑰丛中，由于年老而起了皱纹，被露水浸透了。

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.

有些演员试图扮演角色，做他们不能做的事情。搞笑就是其中之一。有趣的困难。