A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
你可能不喜欢这种幽默，但这就是为什么每台收音机都有一个开关按钮。
I felt quite funny when Freud died. It was like having a continent disappear.
弗洛伊德去世的时候，我觉得很好笑。就像一个大陆消失了。
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
对智者说句话是不必要的，需要忠告的是愚蠢的人。
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
有了单口相声，你只有一次机会。观众可能很善变。
Actually, the fun part was not knowing what the heck I was going to be doing.
实际上，有趣的部分是不知道我到底要做什么。
I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.
我相信年龄的真正作用是记忆。我正在以最快的速度录音。
Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.
即使在你最黑暗的时刻，你也会想到一些让你崩溃的事情。
Hills are unpleasant, so I like to get them over with as quickly as possible.
小山不舒服，所以我喜欢尽快把它们翻过。
And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
记住，这也很有趣，因为与悲伤相伴的是快乐。
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
除非你穿着别人的软鞋走一英里，否则你无法想象那种气味。
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
我的日常生活完全是不快乐的。我的听众是我的集体治疗。
Hats divide into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.
帽子分为三类:进攻性帽子、防御性帽子和弹片。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。