A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of youth.
年龄是一个暴君，他以生命为代价，禁止一切青春的欢乐。
Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.
喜剧总是会惹是生非，因为如果不是这样，它就不是喜剧了。
I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
我不要蔬菜，谢谢。我付钱让牛帮我吃。
Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
对于你不用去上课的日子来说，“上课日”是一个很糟糕的名字。
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
我并不总是黑人……有个雀斑，它变得越来越大。
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
我意识到我的家庭很有趣，因为从来没有人想离开我们的房子。
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
任何女人都不应该对自己的年龄相当准确。看起来很有算计。
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
我经常从做一个局外人中得到乐趣。它让我变得有创造力。
The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.
这个现代时代的新人，更渴望积累而不是实现。
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
愿一个人活得好，活得长久，把许多快乐的寡妇抛在身后。
Let us so to live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry.
让我们活着，当我们死的时候，连殡仪馆的人也会感到遗憾。
Creating a wonderful drama is an art form, while comedy is just entertainment.
创作一部精彩的戏剧是一种艺术形式，而喜剧只是一种娱乐。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。